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I'm a mess. I post what I want, it's mostly queer.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Wish u were here kissin me and I was kissin u
i’m in the paris catacombs giving every single skull a kiss on the forehead
Assuming there are 6 million skulls, and an average TTK (time to kiss) of 1.27 seconds to kiss a skull and move to the immediately adjacent skull, it would take approximately 2116.67 hours or 88.19 days of continuous kissing to kiss each skulls forehead.
and i will do it gladly
just like. well. my pegnis
DO NOT
NOT A CLASSIC PLEASE STOP TOUCHING
Never, I wanna get your thick, clinging foam
Oh hey it’s almost at 5k notes :3
Pegnis. :)
i cant remember the last time i made a benny shitpost. have some gifs or something
RIP to everyone with vertigo lmao
The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr’s favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don’t matter
“Ayo this sex stuff sounds kinda lit”
~The actual pope, from the Vatican, probably
It is ridiculous how much grocery prices have increased
For the record I clicked yes and it crashed my game
sorry it was too much for me man
it’s O.K. giant rat
ALT
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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
